HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN
Monday, December 29th at 8:00 p.m.
It's MONDO MONDAYS at The Loft, celebrating weird, wild and wonderful flicks from the Mondo side of the silver screen! Admission is only $2.00, and don't forget to check out our yummy "Mondo Munchies" snack bucket ... fill a cup for a buck!
"If you've never seen HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN, you might ask yourself: What was I missing? Only the best movie ever made! Well, at least the best movie ever made with Rowdy Roddy Piper, gigantic mutant frogs, and radioactive nookie." - DVD VERDICT REVIEW
War is Hell. Hell is Sam. Sam Hell is in Frogtown. Got all that?
In a post-apocalyptic radioactive future, almost all men have been rendered sterile. Only a small handful of guys are able to "perform" their duties as citizens. One of these men is the rough and ready Sam Hell (Rowdy Roddy Piper, one year before he starred in the John Carpenter classic They Live). Hell has been captured by an organization intent on getting the world back on track by using fertile bubbas to get ovulating honies pregnant.
Sam Hell signs a contract with an all-female government to head into Frogtown to rescue a band of fertile women who have been seized by the vicious amphibious leader, Commander Toty (Brian Frank). Led by Spangle (Sandahl Bergman, Arnie's co-star in Conan the Barbarian), a beautiful hardnosed government agent, Sam's "guns" are locked down in a rigged-to-explode chastity belt that gives him an uncomfortable shock whenever he wanders too far or does the wrong thing (which is often).
Inside the dreaded Frogtown live mutant frogs that can walk, talk and curse just like the humans, only they're uglier. Captured and in deep trouble, Sam, Spangle and a few other hot women must make their way out of Frogtown to freedom, though it's not going to be easy. Along the way, they're going to run into a horny Frog-woman named Arabella (Kristi Somers), unrelenting chainsaws, and the unbelievable "dance of the three snakes."
Do our heroes stand a chance in "Hell" of getting out of Frogtown alive? Or will they "croak" under the pressure?